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April 29th, 2006

Archaeoacoustics

Over the past few months I’ve been going through the tedious process of digitizing a box of old, irreplaceable cassette tapes, trying to preserve their contents before ferrous particles jump right off the Mylar. It’s an eery feeling hearing my own voice from junior high, my grandmother’s voice as it sounded when I was a child, my first girlfriend singing. Amazing how these voices stir long-buried memories.

Some researchers are trying to wake much older ghosts, attempting to restore sounds from before the dawn of recording technologies. The theory is that a potter’s hands could function as a stylus, leaving an acoustical trail on the soft clay, similar to a record’s grooves. In theory, it might — might — be possible to decode those vibrations back to audible sound. Other attempts involve a painter and his/her brush, working soft paint. So far no dice, according to Hamp, though research into archaeoacoustics has been going on since 1969.

I seem to remember seeing a National Geographic article about this technique as a kid, and in that article, they reported hearing the clear sounds of a dog barking more than 2,000 years ago. Research is also going into extracting sound imprints from cave walls.

A new book on archaeoacoustics is available from the McDonald Institute for Archaeological Research.

Music: Jack Johnson :: Broken
April 28th, 2006

World Without Numbers

A pair of stories (reproduced from The Globe and Mail and BBC News) about researchers’ discovery in 2004 that members of the Amazonian Piraha tribe apparently lack capacity for any kind of math whatsoever — not even simple counting. A few relativistic number words – “one-ish” and “two-ish” describe many and few, but that’s it. They are, apparently, alone in the world in their lack of any kind of numerical system.

… the hunter-gatherers seem to be the only group of humans known to have no concept of numbering and counting. Not only that, but adult Piraha apparently can’t learn to count or understand the concept of numbers or numerals, even when they asked anthropologists to teach them and have been given basic math lessons for months at a time.

So can they not do numbers because their language doesn’t contain the concept, or do they not have number words because their brains don’t contain the concept?

“The question is, is there any case where not having words for something doesn’t allow you to think about it?” Prof. Gordon asked about the Piraha and the Whorfian thesis. “I think this is a case for just that.”
Music: Paul Bley :: Line Down
April 26th, 2006

LightBox, GreyBox

Miles behind rock The trouble with pop-up windows — even benevolent ones — is that they break context. Some users are confused by having multiple browser windows open, and even those who aren’t find themselves one step removed from the page they were viewing.

LightBox nails the problem neatly, using JavaScript to dim the current window and zoom a chunk of content front and center. Elegant and easy, both for viewers and admins. Once installed, invoke by adding rel="lightbox" to any href tag to activate the lightbox. A LightBox plugin for WordPress is available (click image above for demo).

Segue to GreyBox, which uses the same principle, but provides a fully functional browser window in the inset. A GreyBox plugin is also available for WordPress.

Thanks Milan

Music: Bush Tetras :: Too Many Creeps
April 26th, 2006

Ubuntista!

Many congratulations to Kurt von Finck, Birdhouse’s resident “backup autopilot” and technology gadfly, who’s just landed a job as Senior Systems Support Analyst for Canonical Ltd., who are responsible for the excellent Ubuntu Linux distribution. Icing on the cake is that the job requires a move for he and his S.O. to Montreal, Canada — a double adventure.

Music: Funkadelic :: One Nation Under A Groove

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April 24th, 2006

Patent Busters

The EFF has assembled a list of ten of the worst patent abusers out there, and wants their heads on a platter for “Crimes against the public domain, willful ignorance of prior art, egregious display of obviousness.” Fortunately, fair use has a posse.

Music: Cat Power :: Werewolf
April 24th, 2006

Wooden Bikes

Woodenbike1 Surfacing one of my favorite highlights from the Maker Faire, woodenbikes.com sports a dozen or so bicycles with frames made from driftwood logs, 2×4s, hunks of plywood, and old patio furniture reconstituted as recumbents, unicycle variants, suspension units. The bicycle is a perfect low-tech hackable for beach bums and weekend welders, and for reasons I can’t put my finger, has got my cranks turning (pardon bad pun). Miles and I could have a gas on the Rear Captain Tandem. Looks like Dylan and Co. got to ride a few last weekend, though they weren’t allowing rides when M and I were there. Guess I’ll just have to MAKE one.

Music: Radiohead :: How To Disappear Completely
April 22nd, 2006

Maker Faire 2006

Makerfaire2006 Headed to San Mateo for Make: Magazine’s “Maker Faire” (could strangle them for plopping an “e” on the end of the name) – a confab for hackers and geeks who like to… make stuff. Busting with energy and ideas. Robots of all stripes (of course), flame throwers, Segway hacks, cardboard fabs, neon tube bending, wooden bikes, drive actuator music box, earth-magnet LED tossing, live-circuit graffiti, BBQ grill pool heater, steam-bots, mechanical theremin, painting bots, The Woz playing Segway polo, collaborative sound jams… an incredible day, and Miles didn’t want to leave.

Since my fave image publishing app Image Rodeo seems to have ceased development, decided to try a couple of experiments.

First whack at using Apple’s iWeb to extract sets directly to a non-.Mac gallery. Overall, pretty cool for 1.0, but iWeb doesn’t preserve iPhoto comments as captions (how lame is that?) and forces you to use the big popup slideshow viewer rather than putting each image onto its own page. It also does some URLs-with-spaces stuff that I hated, and had to modify after the fact. Limiting overall, but the built-in template collection is slick.

Next tried Frasier Spiers’ excellent Flickr Export plugin to poot directly from iPhoto to Flickr. Correctly extracts caption data, and gives you all that rich, chocolatey tagging goodness, but without the fancy templates, of course. I’m OK with that. Flickr’s got it all figured out, and as long as there’s a strong bridge from local metadata to remote, I’m buzzing.

Been buzzing with “make” energy all day.

Music: Tom Ze :: Xiquexique

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April 21st, 2006

Where’s Tibet?

Download a copy of Google Earth, be amazed. Try to find a country or region on earth that the application / database doesn’t know about. Give up? Now try “Tibet.” Oops, no results. Zip, nada, squat.

Debate continues on whether Tibet is a country, but let’s leave the political debate about country-hood aside. Country or no, Tibet is still a region that appears on maps. But not on Google maps.

I was finally able to find a Keyhole .kmz file for Tibet, which enabled Google Earth to “see” the country / region.

When we think about Google being in bed with the Chinese government and blocking access to information about Tibet, we know it’s bad, but we also assume the censorship applies only to Google users in China. Here we have an example of Google’s complicity affecting searches conducted from anywhere in the world.

Google is probably the single most-used information source in the world, and that source has disappeared an entire region / culture / people. Tibet was an autonomous kingdom until it was forcibly invaded and occupied by China. Since that time, the Chinese have destroyed hundreds of Buddhist temples, killed around a million citizens, and forces Tibetan children to speak Chinese in schools (see freetibet.org for info). Now the world’s most important information source won’t even show you where Tibet is on a map. The “do no evil” monolith has disappeared an entire country — not just for Chinese citizens, but for everyone — for profit.

The China fun continues this week, as one of the sites we host at the J-School, China Digital Times, found itself inaccessible from within China in early March. Today we learned that the censors have blocked not just the domain, but the entire IP address of the server. Meaning that the main J-School web site, as well as other domains we host, are all inaccessible from within China as well. I’m currently in the process of sorting out the mess, moving CDT and the other sites onto independent IPs to future-proof against this kind of side-effect.

In the process of trying to explore the extent of the damage, I found that online blockage testing tools such as Harvard’s were nearly worthless, since they themselves were being foiled by Chinese counter measures.

Switching the default search engine in Firefox from Google to Yahoo only took a second. It’s a bit trickier to do in Safari. If I used Explorer + Google Toolbar, I’d be ripping it out right now.

Thanks baald

Music: Garaj Mahal :: Celtic Indian

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April 21st, 2006

KTG iMix

Turned excerpts from the list of “Funniest” lyrics at The Archive of Misheard Lyrics into an iTunes iMix. It’s a pretty odd collection, with tracks having nothing to do with each other besides the fact that they include lyrics prone to mishearance, but it will be a fun experiment. Shame that iTMS gives you no control over what appears in the auto-generated album cover collage.

Also, finally installed a real ad server to handle rotation and distribution, click tracking, inventory management, etc. Still some fine tuning to do there, and it’s more work to manage ads semi-manually, but nice to be able to eliminate the middleman in many cases, and to finally be able to respond to advertisers wanting custom campaigns. Now if this whole ringtone thing would finally blow over…

Music: Abyssinians :: Peculiar Number

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April 21st, 2006

Deep Cuts

When I’m trying to trim a 75-song playlist down to, say 20 songs to fit onto a CD, I dump the rejects into into a backup playlist – something like “listname – discards” – just in case I want to pull something back. That doesn’t mean I really think those tracks are discards – every cut is painful. The editors at iTMS are smarter than that.

Deepcuts

Rather than throw away what won’t fit, they put the extra tracks into playlists called “Next Steps” and “Deep Cuts.” Then they also give you the option of buying all the tape on the cutting room floor, with “Complete Set.” The really brilliant part is that as you flip between tabs, you’re hard-pressed to figure out which list is the best, so the temptation to buy the Complete Set is high. At .99 cents/track, who wouldn’t find ways to sell you the scraps?

Resist the completist attitude. Resist. Resist.

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April 19th, 2006

Up With Grups

It used to be that people stopped being hip when they became parents, but those days are long gone. Parents today keep their hip selves right on truckin’, kids or no, on into their 40s. New York Metro on the new breed of “Grups:”

This is an obituary for the generation gap. It is a story about 40-year-old men and women who look, talk, act, and dress like people who are 22 years old. It’s not about a fad but about a phenomenon that looks to be permanent. It’s about the hedge-fund guy in Park Slope with the chunky square glasses, brown rock T-shirt, slight paunch, expensive jeans, Puma sneakers, and shoulder-slung messenger bag, with two kids squirming over his lap like itchy chimps at the Tea Lounge on Sunday morning. It’s about the mom in the low-slung Sevens and ankle boots and vaguely Berlin-art-scene blouse with the $800 stroller and the TV-screen-size Olsen-twins sunglasses perched on her head walking through Bryant Park listening to Death Cab for Cutie on her Nano.
Music: Blind Lemon Jefferson :: Chock House Blues
April 19th, 2006

How To Do Precisely the Right Thing

We frequently make bad decisions because of the way we compare things. You’re offered a three-year job, and have your choice of two salary plans:

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Most people would rather get yearly raises, even if it means making less overall.

Many of us are convinced that we always get stuck in the slowest checkout line at the grocery store, and that if we make a break for it and change to another line, that one will magically slow down and the one we were in originally will speed up. Of course, the distribution of instances between us getting in the fast and slow lines is even, and bad karma has nothing to do with it. But the experience of being in the fast line causes no stress and no memory. It’s barely an experience at all.

SXSW podcasts are now online, so we can catch up on missed sessions (subscription feed). Harvard professor Daniel Gilbert’s How To Do Precisely the Right Thing At All Possible Times is an absolutely fascinating exploration of the power of comparison in context to mislead our brains, and of the influences we draw from repeated exposure to certain kinds of stimuli, which in turn cause us to draw faulty mental maps and reach incorrect conclusions. Sounds airy, but the talk is packed with concrete examples.

Our perception of value is usually based on comparison, rather than on inherent value. When buying a car, one might opt to pay the extra $300 for the better stereo without blinking, even though we could drive across town and get the same stereo for $100. If we weren’t buying a new car, of course we would drive across town to save $200. But we stupidly judge the value of the stereo relative to the purchase price of the car, not to itself. This drives economists crazy.

Anyway, the MP3 encoding on the SXSW podcasts is unfortunately terrible, but the Gilbert presentation is a gas.

Music: Strata Institute :: kahn

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April 17th, 2006

Over the Wall

Miles Tinker Protoceratops When we started Miles at the local preschool last year, I had a glimmer of worry that he’d be able to scale the 4-ft. Cyclone fence that encircles the compound playground — he was already starting to climb fences at that time, and it just looked too danged tempting. The school assured us that this had never happened, and not to worry. Today a parent (it’s a co-op) came through the gate holding M under her arm, saying she found him on the sidewalk out by the street. Much wringing of hands ensued. It wasn’t clear from his story whether he climbed the fence itself or a nearby tree, then dropped down to the other side of the fence. Either way, Miles lost some climbing privs, and teachers have been put on high alert. I’m thinking an electronic ankle bracelet — or even an embedded RFID tag — might not be out of the question. Pictured: Protoceratops ops; Tinker Toys as 2-D media.

Music: Apollo 440 :: Carrera Rapida
April 17th, 2006

Apache v Spaghetti Monster

Some very interesting graphics posted in a ZDNet blog recently comparing the number of system calls made by Windows+IIS vs. Linux+Apache to serve a very simple web page. Short story: Everything you’ve ever heard about the fabulously complicated plate of accreted spaghetti code in Windows is true. Does all that added complexity increase the inherent vulnerability of Windows as a server OS? Probably. But getting to the real-world truth of that claim is nearly impossible without being a genius engineer intimately familiar with both code bases. I only know the images seem to confirm what I already believe. Computerworld aggregates blogged notes and observations on the frightening pics.

April 17th, 2006

Ch-infamous

Birdhouse Hosting welcomes Ch-infamous, the weblog of J-School student Joshua Chin. Some nice photos of his recent trip to India working with “Wildlife SOS, an Indian animal rights NGO that is trying to save sloth bears from rather painful and not terribly dignified lives as street performers.”

Josh Chin is a former apparatchik for the Chinese government. He also used to cook French food on a man-made floating island in San Francisco. He is from Utah and has spent a lot of time, probably too much, as a reporter in Asia. Now a student at the Graduate School of Journalism, he is aware of what a solipsistic thing it is to have a blog – and he’s fine with it.
April 16th, 2006

Win den Herder

23-year-old Dutch kid Wim den Herder playing an Oscar Peterson solo with seemingly impossible precision, ecstatic (love the whoop! at the end). Just a guy breathing music, playing his heart out for friends. Apparently he’s been shredding since age six, now teaching guitar (probably to students much older than himself).

Thanks baald

April 15th, 2006

Trading Up

A Montreal blogger is “living on magic,” trying to trade up from a red paper clip to a house. His trades thus far are almost surreal:

  • Paper clip for a fish-shaped pen
  • Fish-shaped pen for a clay doorknob with a funny face on it
  • Clay doorknob for a camping stove
  • Stove for a generator
  • Generator for an “instant party”
  • Instant party for a snowmobile
  • Snowmobile for an all-expenses-paid trip to Yahk, British Columbia
  • Yahk trip for a panel van
  • Van for a recording contract
  • Recording contract for the year of free rent in Phoenix

We should all live on such magic.

Music: The Roches :: Mr. Sellack
April 15th, 2006

Pet Food Healthier

It’s official, sort of: According to one study, pet food is healthier than many fast foods.

Nutrition experts who compared 30 human meals with 15 pet foods discovered that Gourmet Gold cat food, with 2.9 grams of fat per 100 grams, was eight times less fatty than pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) which had 23.2 grams of fat per 100 grams and 1.9 grams of salt.

Scientist John Searle, from the Global food-testing lab in Burton upon Trent, says ““It would not do a human any harm to eat this cat and dog food. It would be categorised in the green or amber levels. But some convenience foods would fall in the red or unhealthy category.”

Music: The Roches :: Damned Old Dog
April 14th, 2006

Chairs, Sculptures, and Brains

Reason #216 why having a three-yr-old around guarantees you’ll never be bored: Excellent Jokes.

Me: “Miles, will you tell me a joke?”

Miles: “I know an orangutan who likes to eat chairs, sculptures, and brains! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

April 14th, 2006

Arcus-Associates

Birdhouse Hosting welcomes arcus-associates.com:

Arcus is an independently owned technology company dedicated to building the best solutions for our clients’ technology needs. We specialize in information-rich application development, technology strategy and research.
April 14th, 2006

Akismet for MT

The collaborative comment spam filtering database has drastically improved the game for me over the past few months, but until recently, it worked only with WordPress. Just days after I switched from MovableType to WP, I was contacted to help with a secret beta test of a version of Akismet for MT. Since I could no longer run that test on this blog, I deployed it on John Battelle’s Searchblog and Mary Hodder’s Napsterization, two of Birdhouse’s hardest-hit installations. After identifying some bugs and an initial rocky start, the plugin started kicking some serious butt.

Today Akismet/MT went public — ironically at the same time some independent coders developed their own versions. So far, the only thing that seems to hang it up are scoring conflicts with other installed systems. For example, if you have MT set to score +1 for a comment containing less than three links, but Akismet flags a comment as spam and ranks it -1, the two scores cancel each other out. But those are minor bumps.

Unfortunately Akismet isn’t quite the true golden egg in terms of reducing server load, though it does help. My comments on that topic here.

Spammers listen up: There are a whole lot more of us than there are of you, and it’s really hard to imagine you figuring out how to game this system. You don’t stand a chance.

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April 14th, 2006

Google Mini Minus Link Love

First-hand report from an organization using the Google-mini appliance. Mostly run-of-the-mill observations, but it surfaces a limitation of Goog-in-the-enterprise that hadn’t occurred to me: Google’s secret sauce is PageRank, and PageRank depends on link love. But if what you’re indexing is a few thousand Word/Excel/PDF documents that don’t link to each other, there is no link love to be had, and you’re back to Alta Vista days and plain old keyword frequency.

If the interlinking metadata between documents is non-existent, and PageRank is zero on every one of your documents, you’re back to keyword frequency matching.

That’s not really a criticism of the Google appliances themselves, as I’m not sure what could be done about it, but it seems to me a bit like selling an invention known for one special feature… without that feature. Big Macs without the secret sauce.

Music: Captain Beefheart and His Magi :: Grown So Ugly
April 12th, 2006

ColorBlender

Finally, the perfect color palette manipulation tool. And it’s online. And free. And sexy. The AutoMatch mode is ideal for us color-challenged text types. You can even compose an ideal palette and send it via email to your design team in far-away Distractistan.

Music: A Certain Ratio :: Knife Slits Water
April 12th, 2006

Ask Philosophers

Ever wonder what real, working philosophers think about subjects like medical immortality or whether alcoholics should be allowed to breed? Ask Philosophers has assembled a couple dozen professional philosophers to provide commentary on questions from the general public.

There is a paradox surrounding philosophy that AskPhilosophers seeks to address. On the one hand, everyone confronts philosophical issues throughout his or her life. But on the other, very few have the opportunity to learn about philosophy, a subject that is usually taught only at the college level. (Why? There is no good reason for this and plenty of bad ones.) AskPhilosophers aims to bridge this gap by putting the skills and knowledge of trained philosophers at the service of the general public.

Is thought possible without language? (re: Helen Keller)” … “What, if anything, distinguishes natural from artistic beauty?” The answers aren’t always 100% satisfying (philosophy never is), but they do a great job of bringing clearer focus to the questions themselves.

Can Non-Being and Being occupy the same space at the same time?” How many hands do you have? Two? Or do you have three? Your left hand, your right hand, and the non-existent third hand that’s attached to your head? Obviously, that last “hand” shouldn’t count. To say that you don’t have a third hand isn’t to say that you have a hand that possesses the particularly stunting property of non-existence.

Especially amazing is the fact that the site has been so successful in getting real philosophers to engage the public so actively/enthusiastically. A wonderful experiment.

Music: Devendra Banhart :: Michigan State

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April 11th, 2006

Blogosphere Suffers Spam Explosion

c|net on the increasingly difficult problem of fighting spam on weblogs:

Boing Boing would allow its readers to leave comments and engage in a discussion on the wildly popular blog, if it weren’t for spam.

The piece focuses more on problems bloggers themselves face:

“It is a major hassle,” Frauenfelder said. “It is just getting worse and worse. My fantasies of violent revenge against spammers become more lurid every week.”

than on problems caused for their web hosts, and is a superficial overview in many respects, but it’s good to see some mainstream attention to the problem, which consumes more of my time than I had ever imagined it would.

At this point, I’ve tried every approach under the sun for the Birdhouse bloggers: standard blacklists (a moving target), moderation and authentication (chilling effect on conversation), mod_security blacklists (hard to keep updated, resource intensive), javascript (ultimately hackable), referrer tracking (shuts out commenters behind certain firewalls)…

But I’ve never had it as easy as I have since switching to WordPress and setting up the distributed Akismet system, which has blocked more than 1,000 spams from this blog in the past two weeks without a single false positive, and while requiring very minimal system resources. Sounds like a lot, but some of my users average around one spam/trackback submission attempt per minute, 24×7. You do the math.

Music: The Flaming Lips :: What Is The Light?

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