Halloween Freeloaders

The difference between 7:00 and 7:30 Halloween night is like night and day. Sub-7 is the time for dream princesses and fuzzy bears, Bob the Builders and Thomas trains and kitty cats with penciled whiskers and sweet little Pippi Longstockings. At 7:30, they let all the 12-14 year olds out, and one of two things happen: Either kids show up decked out in elaborate face paint and homemade costumes, or they come with no costume at all.

“And what are you supposed to be?,” I asked a costume-free 13. “I’m myself, man. Just myself.” As tempting as it is to let them have their thang, I don’t succumb to this most lame of all Halloween ploys. “Where’s the effort?,” I ask. “The what?” “The effort. It’s not a free ride. You got to put some of yourself into this thing. Why should I reward you for plain old door-to-door begging, which is what it is when you don’t throw some spirit into it?”

I’ve had this conversation five times already tonight. One kid just stood there, slack-jawed, holding out his gaping, overloaded pillowcase as if I were kidding. Told him to give it some thought, and shut the door.

Music: Herbie Hancock :: Yams

Buckymobile Is Born

Nanocar Forget about the iPod Nano — Researchers at Rice University have built a one-molecule car (Red Herring), complete with working chassis, axles, and wheels. Its wheels are Buckyballs — “hollow spheres composed entirely of carbon atoms, known to chemists as buckminsterfullerenes,” named for visionary scientist/philosopher Buckminster Fuller. The car is not, however, self-propelled (one has to wonder what kind of fuel could be put into a vehicle that’s one twenty-thousandth the width of human hair — constantly losing the gas cap would seem to be a major hassle).

Music: Talking Heads :: New Feeling

Notes on Accessibility

Up early this a.m. to join the campus web accessibility group for a tour through a few sites I manage — via speaking screen reader technology for the blind. Like most web managers, nailing accessibility has been one of those things on my to-do list for years, but which has a bad tendency to get de-prioritized in the midst of other needs. We tested both the existing and forthcoming journalism sites, as well as chinadigitaltimes.net. Tested with a reader called Jaws for both IE and FireFox, and then using the screen reader built into Tiger.

Overall, I was impressed at how well our sites did, in part because I’ve paid at least some attention to web standards, Alt-tagging, and form labeling over time, but we’ve definitely got work to do. Probably the easiest-to-implement change will be to place Skip Tags around main navigation elements so people don’t have to hear the main nav read to them on every page view.

We all know by now that tables should only be used for tabular data, not for page layout. But today I got a first-hand demonstration of what a difference CSS rather than table-based layout makes for blind users. And when you do use tables, be sure to use the caption= attribute to label its purpose.

Heading levels are so often chosen arbitrarily, based on font size (layout) reasons, rather than on hierarchical logic. We all know better, but we’re also all guilty of this. But few developers know that when heading levels are implemented logically, blind users can skip between the main points/sections on a page by jumping from, e.g., one H2 to the next, skipping content in between major points.

One thing I didn’t know was that developers should not be religious about attaching Alt= tags to images. Spacer gifs or decorative images that serve no purpose from the perspective of gleaning useful content merely slow blind users down. Even though it will cause pages to fail XHTML validation processes, blind readers appreciate leaving Alt tags empty (as opposed to missing) with non-essential graphics (when the Alt attribute is blank, the screen reader skips the image completely). Use alt=”” for non-essential graphics.

Some of these things I’ll be able to implement easily on the new site; others may not make it until a few months after. But just knowing what to be mindful of, and having now witnessed the experience of surfing blind for myself, is going to make a difference in the way I work.

Music: Susannah McCorkle :: They Can’t Take That Away from Me

Mose Allison / Patricia Barber

Went last night to see Mose Allison and Patricia Barber as part of this year’s San Francisco Jazz Festival (scored tickets through Barber’s sound guy, an old housemate).

Barber looks like a librarian, but plays like Geri Allen meets Cecil Taylor (well, the Cecil reference is a bit extreme), with a voice that is somehow both soaring and subdued, on the dry side, very personal. Barber’s band was tight, but somehow I kept feeling like I wanted them to unleash a bit more power/freedom. Something slightly academic in their vibe prevented me from really being floored. Nevertheless, there were some incredible sounds, and their fascinating deconstruction of Norwegian Wood was like no version of that song you’ve ever heard.

Mose Allison looked like he hadn’t changed a bit in 30 years (maybe because he looked 70 even in his 40s). baald described his blues/stride style as “comfortable, like old sneakers” — which is accurate. But you don’t listen to Mose for musical innovation so much as for his whimsical philosophical/political/scientific meanderings. Kind of a Tom Waits/Randy Newman for the previous generation.

Check his Your Molecular Structure (iTMS link).

Music: Air :: Clouds Up

Aperture

Apple’s new photo management/editing software for professional digital photographers is called Aperture, which is to iPhoto as Final Cut is to iMovie. Pretty mind-blowing – marginalizes Photoshop out of the picture for most needs (though not completely). Downsides: It’s $500, and the system requirements specify a DUAL 2GHz G5. Talk about limiting your audience. Still, can’t wait to play with it.

Music: Shelleyan Orphan :: Buzzin’ Fly

cityvoices.org

Birdhouse Hosting welcomes cityvoices.org, aka the San Francisco Community Journalism Project:

The San Francisco Community Journalism Project is a civic project operating under the Journalism Department of San Francisco State University. It is designed to engage San Francisco communities around issues that affect living and social conditions in various neighborhoods.

Music: Michael Nyman :: Water Dances: Synchronising

Trusting Wikipedia

Wikipedia may be phenomenally popular, a testament to the Power of Many, the ultimate manifestation of the online hive mind, yadda yadda. But just how credible is it? The Guardian UK asked a handful of experts to review and rate the Wikipedia entries on their specialty topics. The results are not exactly glowing, with most entries scoring a 6 or 7 out of 10 for accuracy and completeness. It seems that topics of broad popular interest (Bob Dylan) make out with higher marks, while more obscure topics (Samuel Pepys) score lower. Which seems to validate the idea that the ability of a Wiki to extract collective intelligence from the masses is best leveraged when the number of writer/editors is high.

The trouble with this rating system is that each judge judges just one entry and has different personal criteria for credibility. I’d like to see a test like this extended to a thousand or so entries/judges to get a better sample size, then see a correspondence map between traffic to an entry and its judged rating.

Thanks Paul

Music: XTC :: Grass

Miserable Bedfellows

Cory Doctorow for Boing-Boing on the miserable flop that is Motorola’s new ROKR/iTunes phone:

Wired has a depressing long feature on how the Motorola ROKR iTunes phone ended up flopping so hard. It comes down to this: Apple didn’t want to cannibalize iPod sales, the carriers don’t want to cannibalize mobile music sales, and the labels want to control everything.

All of this reminds me of why Sony had such a hard time bringing the Walkman into the digital age and creating an equally popular MP3 player: Sony has one foot in the music industry, another foot in consumer electronics. Ooops — they found themselves trying to serve two markets that were suddenly in a conflict of interest. To protect their music industry interests they released their first players as ATRAC players rather than MP3. Which of course no one wanted.

The two-year contract on my original cell phone is heading towards expiration and I’ll soon be in the market for a replacement. Can tell you right now the ROKR ain’t going to be it.

Music: Pete Brown & his Battered Ornaments :: The week looked good on paper

Graham on Workplace Sterility

Listening to the IT Conversations podcast of author Paul Graham speaking at OSCON 2005 on “…the reasons why open source is able to produce better software, why traditional workplaces are actually harmful to productivity and the reason why professionalism is overrated.” :

The atmosphere of the average workplace is to productivity what flames painted on the side of a car are to speed. [Listen]

Been meaning to test the feature at ITC that lets you embed a timed excerpt of any audio file at the site; check out the Listen link above, which I was able to create in about 10 seconds by timing the excerpt in iTunes and typing the start/stop times into ITC’s “Create Clip/Excerpt” function. Slick.

Music: Mahmoud Ahmed :: Asheweyna