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January 30th, 2003

Betips Going Away

Long after the flavor’s gone, I’ve decided to turn betips.net over to someone else. This is kind of a hard decison – many hundreds of unpaid hours have gone into the site, and it served as a test-bed for some cool things, like TrackerBase. For a couple of years it was one of very few full-time servers running BeOS on the Internet. These days the site is all PHP/MySQL under OS X, but I haven’t touched the content for ages… just keep it around because it’s nice to have a domain at my fingertips for file transfer, etc. But I’ve got other ideas for that now, and this really should be in the hands of someone who lives and breathes BeOS. Let me know if you’re interested in hosting – shacker at birdhouse org.

(This post has been modified).

Music: Velvet Underground :: I Heard Her Call My Name
January 30th, 2003

Push That Button

When they push that button
Your ass has got to go.
What you gonna do
without your ass?

– Sun Ra, Nuclear War

p.s. via CounterPunch: Founding member of Monthy Python Terry Jones has a wonderful piece on creaming the neighbors for trumped up reasons, Bombing Mr. Johnson.

Music: James Blood Ulmer :: Momentarily
January 29th, 2003

.Mac Address Sync

.Mac will now sync with your address book. Even better, it will do it across multiple machines, which is the real beauty part. In conjunction with iSync, it will work across multiple machines and your handheld, using your .Mac acct as a backing store. Works and looks fantastic – this could be the “killer app” for .Mac. Chalk up another one for Web Services, the RCA phono jack of internet computing. The missing bridge for me is that I’m using Entourage rather than Mail.app and Address Book. So the bridge I really need is Entourage —> .Mac —> handheld.

Apple is doing better in the server market than analysts expected. Personally, my itch to own and operate an XServe is getting scratchier by the day.

Music: Mable John :: Same Time Same Place
January 28th, 2003

How Should We Use Our Power?

Watched Bush’s State of the Union address outside in the J-School courtyard during a faculty mixer, huddled around the tube with 30 or so journalism profs. A lot of seemingly liberal words coming from his mouth — commitment to hydrogen fuel cells, AIDS assistance in Africa, support for drug addicts domestically… was this the Bush we know talking? As if he was reaching hard to pull himself back toward the center after two years of extremism, trying hard to build emergency support in response to rapidly slipping popularity…. give us a shadow of the Gore we never got? Who knows. All to soften the blow for the war drums to come… But his speech was eloquent, no doubt, except for hilarious consistent use of “nucular.”

Then down to Zellerbach Hall for the big debate. Packed hall, overflow crowds. Unfortunately, the we thought dove (Danner) was a bit soft with his arguments, while the hawk (Hitchens) was kind of arrogant and convoluted, talking way over his time, using 3x more words than necessary to express any given thought. Both brilliant, but neither of them really impressed or illuminated the issues in any significant way.

My big takeaway from the evening was Danner’s point that Iraq is already under containment – occupied by an inspections regime, living under a U.S.-controlled no-fly zone, reeling from years of sanctions, and basically powerless with the world’s eyes on them.

Between Bush’s speech and the debate, we came home with lots to chew on. Things don’t seem quite as clear-cut to me as they did a few days ago. Good. I’m being challenged.

We brought Miles to the debate, which was interesting. He made it through without crying, but you have to put a lot of energy into a baby to keep him calm in an environment like that. Kind of distracting.

Update: Salon.com reviews the debate here.

Music: Medeski Martin & Wood :: Saint
January 28th, 2003

Advance Knowledge

Dude walks into my office* today looking for Christopher Hitchins, one of the participants in tonight’s debate. Leather motorcycle vest over tie-die shirt, walrus mustache.

“Can you help me find Christopher Hitchins?”

“Did you have an appointment?”

“No, but I’m sure he’ll want to meet me — I’m one of the people who had advance knowledge of 9/11.”

“You should drop him an email and set something up.”

“I don’t touch email. I would never do that.”

“Oh [now realizing what I'm dealing with here]. I’m afraid I can’t help you.”

“I’ve known about 9/11 ever since Vietnam. Are you sure you can’t put me in touch with him?”

“I’m sorry.”

Dude walks out.

* It’s not like I’m at the front desk – I work in a half-submerged concrete bunker… people who wander into my office are lost by definition.

Music: Luciano Pavarotti :: Che Gelida Manini
January 28th, 2003

Monowheel

The least-explored, least commercially successful, most fantastical motorized vehicle of all time must be the monowheel. Shown are turn-of-the-century inverted unicycles juxtaposed with modern in-wheel V-8 screamers. Some of these vehicles seem cartoonish and inefficient, others terrifying. The fatal flaw of the genre is the phenomenon of “gerbiling,” wherein the rider gets looped around inside the wheel during breaking or acceleration like a hapless rodent. There’s a great MPEG of a diwheel in action too. Thanks boing-boing.

January 27th, 2003

Weights and Measures

Was reading the FAQ on the California Super Lotto Plus web site, which contains a section “How does the Lottery make sure SuperLotto Plus is completely random?” One part of the answer given is:

At least once a month, each solid rubber ball in all six sets is weighed and measured down to 1/1000 of a gram to ensure consistency in weight and measures.

No wonder random people always win.

Music: Miles Davis :: There’s A Boat That’s Leaving
January 27th, 2003

DIV Height Caching Bug

baald had been letting me know recently that my weblog was truncated halfway down the page in IE6. I’ve had my share of CSS frustrations, but just could not fathom what bug I might have introduced that could cause this. Yesterday I came across this Zeldman post, and another including a workaround. In a nutshell, the flagship browser used by 187% of the surfing population caches the vertical size of DIVs on pure CSS pages. So if it calculates the height of your .blogbody class on one page at 225 pixels, it may try to render it at the same height on subsequent pages, even though it contains different content. Lovely. Some small relief to know this wasn’t my bug.

The fix is a hunk of javascript I’ve stuck into all my templates. You should no longer see the truncation problem on recent birdhouse posts or on the main page – let me know if you do.

Music: Erik Satie :: Brutal
January 27th, 2003

Hyatt on RSS in Safari

Three days after my post predicting that major browsers would have embedded RSS handling capabilities within six months, Safari developer Dave Hyatt is discussing the idea in his own blog. The question is whether browsers should handle RSS feeds or should RSS readers display HTML previews? The latter seems like a no brainer, but the former is where I’m hoping to see all of this go. Thanks Sean for the headsup.

Music: The Incredible String Band :: There Is A Green Crown
January 26th, 2003

The Superbowl Is Opaque

Hoping to enjoy the game with the guys this year, I read the rules in advance and developed what I thought was a pretty good working knowledge of football before the game started. It didn’t help. Understanding in the abstract what was supposed to be going on did not help to discern where the ball was or who was in possession of the play at any given moment. All I can ever see is a blooming, buzzing confusion of bodies. I can’t tell who has the ball until the play has ended.

After five years of trying (granted, not trying too hard), I have come to the conclusion that the excitement of football is permanently opaque to anyone who didn’t grow up with it. I was as confused at the end of the game as I was at the beginning, despite the bottomless patience of friends. Still, it’s a good opportunity to eat hot dogs and guac and enjoy good company. If I could only grok why it is they whoot! when they do. I’d just love to be able to relate to my father-in-law on this count.

Music: Caetano Veloso :: O Estrangeiro (The Stranger)
January 25th, 2003

Boxgate

Good old-fashioned coverup story for a winter night (free reg required): Bush recently spoke in front of a pile of cardboard boxes stamped “Made in China.” Since this image didn’t square with the image his staff wanted to project that day, aides taped over the labels, then:

Bush spoke in front of a printed canvas backdrop of faux cardboard boxes, which featured “Made in America” in large black letters.

‘Twas ever thus.

Music: Pere Ubu :: Sad.Txt
January 24th, 2003

J.D. on RSS

J.D. Lasica of New Media Musings has written a comprehensive overview of the RSS phenomenon for Annenberg’s Online Journalism Review. J.D. sent interview questions to take pulse of my RSS habits a while ago, and quotes me in the article (I didn’t realize at the time that he’d also be running our comments in uncut form).

I disagree with J.D.’s statement that RSS won’t be the next big thing. I predict RSS aggregating capabilities being built into major browsers inside of six months. Within two years, any news site that doesn’t publish to RSS is going to start slipping off people’s radars.

Music: Talking Heads :: Listening Wind
January 24th, 2003

Tweney and Doctorow on the Magic Kingdom

Dylan Tweney has posted an excellent interview with Cory Doctorow on the release of “Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom.” His thoughts on “the tragedy of the commons” and how the situation is reversed in the digital age are especially interesting.

If it’s valuable, it needs to be managed, because the supply of it will dwindle. You need to avert the tragedy of the commons [the notion that self-interested individuals, such as sheepherders, will always use as much of a common resource as possible, such as a grassy pasture, until that resource is totally depleted]. Today, with things that can be represented digitally, we have the opposite. In the Napster universe, everyone who downloads a file makes a copy of it available. This isn’t a tragedy of the commons, this is a commons where the sheep s*** grass — where the more you graze, the more commons you get.

He goes on:

The other side of it is this notion that you never really run out of scarcity. There are always limits on your time and attention, there are only so many people who can fit in a restaurant, only so many people who can converse at once. When you are beset on all sides by entertainment, figuring out which bits are worthwhile requires a level of attention that quickly burns all your idle cycles. When everyone watched Jackie Gleason on Thursdays at 9:30, it was a lot easier — television watching required a lot less effort than whipping out your TiVo and figuring out which shows you want to prerecord.
Music: Talking Heads :: I Zimbra
January 23rd, 2003

Daphne Oram

The beeb is running a piece on the virtually unknown pioneer of electronic music and soundscapes Daphne Oram, who hooked up with BBC radio in the early 1940s and immediately began finding creative ways to hook up tape decks and other equipment to create sounds no one had ever heard before. Her job eventually brought her into contact with modernist / experimental composers Karlheinz Stockhausen and John Cage. Later, Oram pushed the envelope of the audio-visual bridge with “Oramics” :

Daphne continued composing and developed a system to convert pictures into sounds. It involved drawing on 10 strips of 35mm film, which were then read by photo-electric cells and converted into sound, and became known as Oramics.

Discussions of early electronic pioneers usually center around people like Robert Moog, Raymond Scott, Clara Rockmore, and the like. Interesting to see how far back this stuff goes.

January 22nd, 2003

National Waffle Association

I’m a card-carrying member.

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Source: Tin Hat Novelties

Music: Neil Young :: Natural Beauty
January 21st, 2003

ORA Blog and Creative Commons

Just received email from the editorial director of the O’Reilly Network informing me that the content of my ORA blog has been placed under one of the new Creative Commons licenses. I happen to be a big fan of Lessig’s Creative Commons as a result of last semester’s work in the bIPlog class, and I’m happy to have sundry mind belches released under the Share Alike deed.

Music: Medeski Martin & Wood :: Lifeblood
January 20th, 2003

Miles, Month 03

Miles is getting out a lot more in his 3rd month, and has experienced many firsts recently: Rolled over from his back to his tummy and back again, experienced his first Christmas and first snow, first time in a movie theater, first visit to a protest rally, first art opening and first time at an art museum (Gerhard Richter exhibit). Tonight will be his first time sleeping in his crib rather than in bed with mom and dad, which is a big one (for all three of us).

He’s been doing a lot of gurgling and cooing experiments, which are part of the reason we think it’s time for him to move out of our bed and into the crib (we can’t sleep for all the talking;). The rolling over bit is the really exciting one, since it means he’s on the brink of becoming motile. He’s grabbing anything that comes within reaching distance — hair, fingers, forks full of food en route to daddy’s mouth, toys, diapers, fish pellets … He’s fascinated by talking people, TV, screensavers, and above all fish tanks. Pictures of Miles in his 3rd month:

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Music: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan :: Shamas-Ud-Doha, Badar-Ud-Doja
January 20th, 2003

How To Write Like a Wanker

What’s that fuel-efficient frying smell? … Throw your senses of scale and proportion out the window and succumb to the powers of 10SWAT team needed to contain dude screaming obscenities at his computer … What if it really is just turtles all the way down after all? … Learn how to write like a wanker … Appears the U.S. government has been using the Internet as a propaganda medium … You can help decide the fate of a college girl’s chest … Who would buy that? … More than you ever wanted to know about that scar on Tina Fey’s face … Read up on the endangered state of the modern banana … How beautiful, how depressing … You sure you want to sell that hard drive? … Apple’s new 17″ laptop is already being called the iSUVThe problem with metadata … You need a cigarette lighter for your PC … Here’s a woman who nursed puppies with her own breast milk … Fried tofu kamakazi and other incredible recipes … Nice 1st-person account by the dude who airbrushed the original Star Trek Enterprise … Don’t miss the Prime Number Shitting Bear … Webmasters, read the case against crawler918 … Forget mini-keyboards and soft rubber rollup keyboards — you need need a virtual keyboard forged of pure light … I believe there are some sounds worth saving … The design of the California quarter has not yet been decided upon — you can vote to help keep it from being some stupid Hollywood or Golden Gate emblem … If you don’t feel like implementing a full-blown web polling system, try setting up the inline MicropollCapitonyms controvert my earlier capitulation to the sensibility of the case-respecting but case insensitive filesystem (HFS+) … Seriously sad for the hermit sculptor killed by oil spill … Modern Drunkard Index offers these signs for when talking is impossible … Think you know Dr. Seuss? Check out his early advertising work

Music: Yes :: Perpetual Change
January 19th, 2003

Protest Images

Amy, Miles and I went Saturday morning to SF to march on City Hall in protest of the United States’ almost certain imminent invasion of Iraq – a country that presents (as far as anyone can tell) no immediate threat to us, and that has nothing but oil to interest us. As British author John Le Carre has said about the present build-up, “… the administration’s policies are madness on a scale surpassing McCarthyism and the Vietnam War.” Speaking of LeCarre, The United States of America has gone mad is a must-read.

I suspect that one day we’ll look back on this period and be amazed that Bush was able to convince so much of the country that he was even competent to lead the country (“Anyone can drop bombs – it takes leadership to find actual solutions to actual problems.: –Barbara Lee). There are few things that we as a family (well, Amy and I) feel as sure about as the fact that this war plan is morally wrong. Evil is about to be committed in our name. Our love for America and for freedom is challenged by Bush’s warped vision of what America stands for.

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Amazing variety of people at the SF march, expressing themselves in an amazing variety of ways – some of them sober and logical, others completely out there, some borderline looney. But all joined behind the common conviction that a war plan this wrong must not be committed in our name. Here are some of my pictures of the event. See also IndyMedia’s Helicopter shots – how we looked from the air.

January 17th, 2003

Dogtown and Z-Boys

Just finished watching Dogtown and Z-Boys, a documentary about the invention of modern skateboarding in Santa Monica in the 1970s. I didn’t grow up in LA, but did surf and skate the 70s away, worked in a surf shop throughout my teens, and spent a lot of time reading Surfer and Skateboarder magazines (and later Thrasher). The scene was so different than it is now, and that’s a hard thing to communicate – the zen and the style and the pure inventiveness of everything that was going on in the skate world at that time. Skating is more radical today, but the pioneering part of it is mostly gone. This movie communicates the vibe of the time period so well, it’s eerie. It’s a look at a part of the 70s that never really gets talked about, but that pretty much was my life. Amy didn’t skate a lick, but totally loved it. You just want to grow your hair out, cut an oak deck out of a desk drawer, glom on some urethane Cadillac wheels, and drain a pool. The soundtrack is absolutely righteous.

Music: Gong :: Flying teapot
January 17th, 2003

Carbon Copy Cloner, Firmware

For the past few days have been working on establishing a Mac cloning system for the Greenhouse, which involved creating perfect, virginal OS9 and OSX installs packed with all the apps, drivers, and configuration we need for the mulitmedia skills classes. Once built, we’ll be using Carbon Copy Cloner to wipe the drive of Macs that tire of student abuse and reinstall the whole schmoo in 20 minutes.

What threw me was the fact that 5 of our Macs wouldn’t boot from the FireWire drive containing the clone, while the others were perfectly happy. The bad ones would see the FW volume, start to boot from it, then hang. Took half a day and several false starts to figure out that this was a Mac firmware problem. Updating firmware throughout the lab allowed all machines to boot from FW.

Our army of clones is almost complete, bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

January 17th, 2003

SliMP3

Have been lusting after a SliMP3 home stereo MP3 component for nearly a year, and finally ordered one during MacWorld. Couldn’t resist the show discount, which left it costing almost exactly what I earned for my PHP/MySQL appearance. A fair trade. We’ve been playing it pretty much constantly for the past few days. Read on for impressions so far.

Music: John Zorn and Luli Shioi :: Kleine Leutnant Des Lieben Gottes, Der

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January 16th, 2003

Kids, Kids

Didn’t see it, but heard that CNN has accused FOX of wanting to “own coverage of the war” – which is probably true, but even if so, CNN would do better to inspire by example and rise above the pettiness than to engage in public fisticuffs. In response, Fox apparently ran an ad in the NY Times denying that they were interested in owning the story. On the brink of war, our two primary news outlets are having a credibility war. Except that instead of both outlets proving themselves with quality of coverage, they try to convince us by shouting more loudly than the other “Over here! Look at us! We’re the credible ones!”

This may be our most post-modern war yet!

Benjamin corrects me: “Actually, CNN proclaimed itself as wanting to “own the story.” The full page Fox add in the NYT was answering to that by saying “We report. You decide.” The implication is that they (Fox) wold not be so arrogant as to want to own the story because after all Fox is fair and balanced.

That’s what I get for posting things I didn’t experience first-hand. :(

Music: The Last Poets :: White Man’s Got A God Complex
January 15th, 2003

Shut Up and Code

I am fortunate that the “Shut Up and Code” mantra does not affect my current job (much). I actually am consulted in most technology decisions, and implementations often follow my recommendations. But I’ve seen this at more than one organization:

The “shut up and code” philosophy is nothing new — I’ve seen it since becoming a developer in 1984. The “shut up and code” philosophy dictates that the IT manager first asks developers for input into what tools they will use, then disregards all that advice in favor of advice from one of his golf buddies.
Music: Lyres :: I’ll Try Anyway
January 15th, 2003

Full Frontal (Well, Semi)

Watching a show on Discovery about nurture / nature, and at one point the camera ends up, as it tends to do in so many documentaries, in sub-Saharan Africa. Observing a tribe of villagers going about their dailies, we see several women without tops, breasts swinging freely … during prime time … and not on Pay-Per-View. What circumstances make full-frontal prime-time female nudity kosher? Can you imagine suddenly seeing the breasts of any American female sitcom character? Front page news. If a culture is sufficiently removed from the mainstream, we treat them with different rules. You can’t explain this by saying that tribal women don’t mind being seen without garments – there are plenty of Western women who feel the same, but that fact doesn’t lift the taboo.

Music: Musci – Venosta :: Malangaan